What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?